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    FATMAIL ANNUAL DEPOSIT: 12 Years Of Guff In One Windy Heave

    “What makes Fat! so blimming special?” we hear you cry. Well quite a few things, frankly, so here are 12 reasons why Fat! is best.

    The REASONABLY NEW… Fatmail Monthly Deposit

    The REASONABLY NEW… Fatmail Monthly Deposit for July. Read here.

    The Fatmail Monthly Deposit number 3

    Chew the Fat! fatmail. Read it (here) and weep.

    The all new Fatmail Monthly Deposit 2

    The all new Fatmail Monthly Deposit with remix. Read here.

    The ALL NEW…Fatmail Monthly Deposit

    The all new monthly edition from the work of Fat! Keep your finger on the pulse of the blue-veined trend truncheon with 800 words of utter dog-do from some of the music industry’s most discredited throwbacks.

    FATMAIL DEBTMAIL – OCT 08

    To our Fat! Faithful
    There is one day to go until the CTF Birthday Bash! We are positively wet with excitement here in the office and we don’t want to hear any lame excuses from you like your girlfriend’s ill or you don’t have anything to wear… just make sure you’re there!

    THE RETURN OF TROUBLE MAIL – JULY 08

    It’s been a long time since the Kind Rat of club music scuttled down the stairs of The End and propped his leprechaun-like torso against the bar. Gone are the locks of yesteryear. Gone is the brown tooth. Gone is the dishevelled arch-hippy with his chops smeared in KFC-grease and tucking a permanent semi into [...]

    MICROMAIL – OCT 07

    For a record label with a promotional budget smaller than the annual wage of a trainee ratboy pimp in Sao Paolo, you get used to appreciating the littler things in life here at Fat! Towers. The wages, the perks. The audiences. Our sense of self-worth. Our genitals. All are tiny but, nonetheless, perfectly formed.
    But who [...]

    LOVEMAIL – FEB 07

    Love is in the air this week at Fat. Valentine’s Day is a time of year when all the hatred and bile we normally pump out simply evaporates, and our heads get filled with all kinds of romantic notions. In fact the love has been so strong lately, that only this lunchtime we were forced [...]

    FAT! NEW YEAR – NYE 07

    Once the season to be jolly is over, the feasting done and the fun well and truly had, it’s time for some serious, po-faced, nut-grating hardcore non-breakbeat related raving in a darkened basement to usher in the abject horror of another New Year. It’s the most fun you can have with your trousers on, and [...]