A slow day for news… the BBC warns of ‘the dangers of crowd surfing’
Tired of stories about expenses scandals, ministers quiting the cabinet and the Iraq war…
It seems the BBC are as they posted a story yesterday about ‘the dangers of crowd surfing.’
‘For the uninitiated’, they explain like a patronising, over-zealous health-and-safety executive, ‘crowd surfing is when a person is passed over the heads of others – usually at a music concert or festival.’
Festivals, they probably should have added, are where people drink cider and take magic mushrooms in a field for three days, lose all their friends and miss the bands they bought their ticket to see. A few kicks in the head are pretty much par for the course.
Interestingly their definition seems to suggest that you sometimes get crowd surfing at other events too, maybe a particularly exciting version of Othello. Or that they’re just making up a story out of nothing. ..



