Riva Starr – I Was Drunk Remix Competition (Download Parts) via Discobelle

We had to get Riva Starr drunk so that he would answer our birthday questions. Even then he told us that our questions sucked. At least he said he’ll still come and play at our 12th Birthday Party. We can’t wait to hear him drop his fresh Malente remix. Duck Sauce approved!

“I hate humans… except for female humans of course”

Made To Play are running a ‘I Was Drunk’ remix competition. The winner will get an official release on Made To Play. You can download the parts here and read the rules over at Discobelle.

CTF: If you had a talent, what would it be?

RS: Making Pizza, I would really love to be the king of Pizza!

CTF: If you were captured by gay pirates and had to choose any object to be inserted into your bottom to save your life, what would it be and why?

RS: A microphone, you never know when it would be useful…

CTF: Who is the biggest twunt in dance music?

RS: You.

CTF: Apart from your close relatives, do you think anyone will know who you are in three years time?

RS: Yes, my landlord because of the unpaid bills…

CTF: On a scale of 1 to brain-dead, how many brain cells would you reckon you have left?

RS: I actually managed to sync my 2 remaining neurons just yesterday cos I finished weed in the studio.

CTF: If we were to weigh your balls, which reconstituted meat product would you estimate they weigh the equivalent of (e.g. mini-scotch egg, pork pie, jumbo sausage roll etc)?

RS: I’m the only case on earth to have 2 unbalanced sizes, left (Scotch-Eggs), right (Mammoth ball roll)… Sorry about that.

CTF: On a scale of one to ‘cool’, how ‘cool’ do you think you look when you walk through a public space carrying a record bag? Do you look cool? Do you? Well do you?

RS: Well… I Look more like the guy that is bringing the bag behind the DJ.

CTF: When did you last weep for humanity and why?

RS: Never, I hate humans… except for female humans of course.

CTF: If you were a pizza topping, which would you be and why?

RS: Buffalo mozzarella, to self touch my bum!

CTF: What is the point of a DJ?

RS: D.J. (Actually there are 2…)

CTF: Where will you be in 12 years time?

RS: Looking for one of the 2 remaining neurons that will get lost for some reason (for sure).

CTF: Any final words of wisdom?

RS: These questions sucks.