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Aquasky – September ‘09 Mix

Next in the firing line to answer our 12 questions are Bournemouth bass-heads and masters of the deep fat fryer, Aquasky. We caught up with Dave Aquasky to find out about junior scotch eggs, Dr. Oetker pizza and the definitive method for dealing with gay pirates. You can read his answers below. The guys also sent over their September mix featuring a fine selection of brand-spanking Aquasky material and exclusives you’ve never heard before. ‘Deep Fat Frequencies’, the first in a series of EPs to be released on Passenger is available now from Juno Download and every other self-respecting store on September 25th. It’s a big fat slice of battered bass. Tasty! Watch out for more Aquasky material coming in November too, with their Kelevra remix and the second ‘Deep Fat Frequency’ EP featuring huge remixes from Tonka, Friction and Raffertie.

Find the mix tracklist after the jump.

CTF: If you had a talent, what would it be?

AD: Selling shoes.

CTF: If you were captured by gay pirates and had to choose any object to be inserted into your bottom to save your life, what would it be and why?

AD: A Hand grenade – I’d blow us all up and take the bastards with me

CTF: Who is the biggest twunt in dance music?

AD: The music police

CTF: Apart from your close relatives, do you think anyone will know who you are in three years time?

AD: Yes – all the people we owe money to

CTF: On a scale of 1 to brain dead, how many brain cells would you reckon you have left?

AD: I have all my braincells but I don’t think they are functioning correctly

CTF: If we were to weigh your balls, which reconstituted meat product would you estimate they weigh the equivalent of (e.g. mini-scotch egg, pork pie, jumbo sausage roll etc)?

AD: Anything between a pair of junior picnic eggs to a haggis

CTF: On a scale of one to ‘cool’, how ‘cool’ do you think you look when you walk through a public space carrying a record bag? Do you look cool? Do you? Well do you?

AD: I have a special large suitcase with wheels on that carries my tunes – I got it from asda and it has record label stickers all over it so I must be cool

CTF: When did you last weep for humanity and why?

AD: Humanity – what’s that?

CTF: If you were a pizza topping, which would you be and why?

AD: The Dr Oetker Pizza Ristorante ‘Quattro Porte’ topping. Tastes just like it would in an Italian restaurant. Pizza Ristorante cooks in as little as 10 minutes and can be found in the freezer aisle at your local supermarket.

CTF: What is the point of a DJ?

AD: The stylus (ha ha!)

CTF: Where will you be in 12 years time?

AD: Working in a fish and chip shop with the other 2

CTF: Any final words of wisdom?

AD: twitter.com/aquaskyuk, myspace.com/aquaskyuk, facebook.com/aquaskyuk

Aquasky – September ‘09 Mix

1 ‘Outta Control’ (Kelevra’s Lost It Mix) - Aquasky ft Sporty-O
2 ‘Get Ramped Up’ – D-Funk & Hariku
3 ‘Stay The Same’ (The Rogue Element Mix) – autoKratz
4 ‘The Dozens’ – Fake Blood
5 ‘Falling’ – Tee Ski & Shab Ruff Cut – Wearhouse
6 ‘Reach For The Lazers’ – Nick Thayer – Passenger Dub
7 ‘Dirty Gold’ (Tonka Remix) – Audio Fun
8 ‘Make Her Say’ (Afrojack Mix) – Kid Cudi Feat. Kanye West
9 ‘Phat Beat’ – Calvertron
10 ‘You Know We Do It Big’ (Tonka Remix) – Aquasky Feat. Slipz N Dapz
11 ‘House Muzik Hustlers’ (Aquasky Mix) – Kelevra + Sharooz + MC Flipside
12 ‘Jungle Iz Em’ – Black Noise
13 ‘Dont Wanna’ – Kelevra & JackDaRippa
14 ‘Bunk’ – Il Diablo
15 ‘Coming On Strong’ (Black Noise Mix) – Rhythm Section
16 ‘Hardcore Uproar’ (Lee Mortimer Mix) – Together